Corvallus paid me $25 per ripper to fart in his face when I was in college. Craigslist ad type of thing.
“Call me a dirty jew!” he demanded.
I was broke so I complied and after a few times I started enjoying it, doing a spin before the ripper, cocking my arm and punching as I released etc.
“Delightful aroma” Corvallus said, “you must pass me the recipe” he added.
When he started flicking his tongue on my gassy vibrating a*** I knew it had gone too far.
“The a*** has a lot of nerve endings!” Corvallus said like a science teacher.
“BRRMMMMMPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTT” my a*** said to his face to shut his jew a** up.
