Gross, I can’t believe I fell for a blonde. No wonder you’re so stupid. This is the first Valentine’s day in 4 years I’m trying not to ruin for you. I guess I’m finally making progress. Now excuse m while I furiously beat my meat to your tittie pics and perfect a** and then think about the sweet embrace of death for the rest of the day. Also you’ll never learn to play guitar. I got one and told myself I’d learn and it never happens. That shits gonna end up a corner decoration.