May god have mercy upon you boys . And your sisters and daughters and wives never know of just how far into hell you sank. May god show mercy toward your

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May god have mercy upon you boys . And your sisters and daughters and wives never know of just how far into hell you sank. May god show mercy toward your little daughters. May they never know a man identical to their dads. May god
Have mercy upon your soul.

New Confession

Now I’m no Republican but when I first saw Josh Hawley my first thought was “I bet this man from Texas has the most exquisite and fragrant backbush!”

I’d like to use his bodacious backbush as a scuba mask!

Your friend,

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

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Just finish watching wicked for good and I’m impressed with how much of singing it is. But hey captain underpants is still my favorite movie.