Tonight at Cleo’s is Shebeef Saturday, tomorrow is Sissyhole Sunday where there’s a two load minimum for every sissyhole (violators will be given what’s known locally as a “midnight train to georgia”).

Of course Monday is Mexican Mancream Monday where we show thanks to all the mexican service workers and s*** off their rich crema shakes.

I forgot what Tuesday is, im usually busy watching TV that night.

Gabe Athouse