you talking about Presto Chango? cuz you're not talking about me, Unlike Hillary Baldwin, my family actually is from Mallorca. And seeing as how you're

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you talking about Presto Chango? cuz you’re not talking about me, Unlike Hillary Baldwin, my family actually is from Mallorca.

And seeing as how you’re the racist bigot, you go to the police station waving a pistol, BYE BYE SMEGMALICKER

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I was 13 when it happened. My dad said he had some pictures of my mom and asked if I wanted to see them. I said ok. He brought out an envelope full of Polaroids. My mom was completely n**** in all of them. Most of the she was laying on the bed with her p**** spread open. My dad said that since he let me see, I had to take off my pants and j*** my c***. He took pictures of me with the camera and said he would make mom look at them. Kinda crazy but exciting experience.

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