Dad:you have nothing that would ever attract any woman and you're so ugly so you better go suck kok. Me:I know I have nothing to offer to any woman but I

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Dad:you have nothing that would ever attract any woman and you’re so ugly so you better go s*** kok. Me:I know I have nothing to offer to any woman but I choose being dead over sucking kokz. tnx dad

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Yep, like the Shrikebats of Dromedon.
How’d you beat them?
I’m trying to remember.
There were an awful lot of casualties that day. Oh, yeah. We inverted polarities!
*CRASHES*

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