No sir, never Ne-ver. Men are no substitute for a beautiful woman when you are straight. That's just the way it is. The majority of people are straight.

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No sir, never

Ne-ver. Men are no substitute for a beautiful woman when you are straight. That’s just the way it is. The majority of people are straight. That’s just normal. You are abnormal. At least for earth

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EARTH!!!

////points at the ground/// EARTH….

WHERE

ARE

YOU ///points at you///

FROM? ///points at sky//

YOU ///points at you///

ARE

RETARDED? ///does a swirly motion around my ear with index finger///

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-Optimus Prime.

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