My brother is the biggest hypocrite there is. Goes out of his way to say things people are not comfortable with despite being told to at least say it less frequently multiple times, likes to ruin someone else’s day and/or blackmail and threaten them. Constantly says that he ‘doesn’t give a f*** about what other’s think of him’.

Yet as soon as someone makes an inside joke or says something he doesn’t like even slightly, he imediatly spergs out, saying you’re out to defame and destroy him, how everyone in his life always fucks him over and ‘what will people think of me, don’t say s*** like that you stupid c***’. Newsflash bro, I have gotten into trouble because of your behaviour multiple times, even if I have had nothing to do with it. I’m one of the rare people in life that will tolerate you and your insane ramblings about how everyone’s out to get you into trouble. So f*** you, I can make an in-joke that hurts no one. No our parent’s won’t look it up. They weren’t even listening to our conversation, too busy watching TV. Even if they did, they would not have understood the context, nor would they care to know.

Stop acting like you’re hot s*** when you’ve got the emotional stability and maturity of a 14 year old Tumblr user. You’re not the as dangerous as you think you are, your behaviour is abhorent and you are a disgusting hypocrite who will jump down people’s throats for the slightest mistake, but when it’s you it’s life ruining? F*** off. You’re nowhere near that important, just like me, just like 90% of the people on planet Earth.