Clark Hallisey once came to my birthday party with a balloon that he popped in my face. Turns out he had farted into the balloon and tied it up before my party to later present me with this fart bomb balloon. I pushed it back at him and it popped in his face. He left my party crying and later I heard this sent him on a 2 day crack and backsnatch breeding bender with Cindy Too Much.

—CORVALLUS, THE FART BALLOON BLOCKER