My stepmom just came up to my bedroom and turns out she had been going through my trash to recycle my cans and she found a cucumber that I'd used as a

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My stepmom just came up to my bedroom and turns out she had been going through my trash to recycle my cans and she found a cucumber that I’d used as a d**** and a condom that I stole from her. OMG I WANNA DIE THAT LITERALLY KILLED ME AND MY SOUL IS CRUSHED. That was the single most embarrassing thing ever to happen to me… and now she LITERALLY WANTS TO BUY ME A V******* even though she knows I have a girlfriend. I’m sixteen. I could literally sink into the floor and cease to exist right now. Help. Help. Help. Omfg, help me. Aghh.

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