Yeah but they're dead weight. You might have a dick and balls, but they are not functioning. It's not conected to your brain, you wont get an erection

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Yeah but they’re dead weight. You might have a d*** and balls, but they are not functioning. It’s not conected to your brain, you wont get an erection from being turned on, there will be no sperm coming out of those nuts. Its basically like wearing some earings or your purse hanging over your shoulder. Or a tattoo. Will wlyou even be able to pee out of your wang? Its synthetic. Like a wig. Or a big truck. The guy in the biggest truck has the smallest p****. How big is your truck? I drive a big truck but its not by choice. I have a very nice functioning p****.

You know what f*** you people.

New Confession

Never trust a fart or any of these people in Haskell County Oklahoma.

1. Russell Parsons
2. Roberta Parsons
3. Any of the Parsons and those connected.

4. Amanda Hess ( Parsons, Carry whatever the hell b*tch goes by)

Not currently living in Haskell county but never trust Kayla Owens/Clark

5. James Truman ( formerly from Del City and Midwest City)

6. Aydin Guiteres

7 Any family member or anyone associated with James or Aydin.

They’re all d*uche bag corrupt and narcissistic individuals that will mess your life up. You’ll be used,harassed or whatever cr*p depending on the person. Some of them scam people,some are thieves.

JUST DO NOT TRUST ANY OF THEM.

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I know people with disabilities can’t help it. I’m not trying to be cruel but social media needs to hide the videos because those with severe malformations look incredibly creepy. I think it could possibly give someone nightmares. I’m not trying to be cruel. Just honest. I’ve seen Halloween anamatronics look less scary than the biggest majority of them.