swearing is a double life?
You need to get out more. I thought she was gonna be a investigative journalist or a CSI investigator type or something interesting. Please spare us any more revelations about your ‘wild’ life. We are really not curious about how, when you are making cookies you sometimes ‘live on the edge’ and put a teaspoon AND a half in instead of the mere teaspoon the recipe called for.
The biker gang called, they said they are seeking more qualified candidates.
