I’m gonna give some stats for my Decade. Amount of girls fucked: 3. Amount of weed smoked: Approximately 10k worth. Times blacked out: 30..? Vehicles

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I’m gonna give some stats for my Decade. Amount of girls fucked: 3. Amount of weed smoked: Approximately 10k worth. Times blacked out: 30..? Vehicles Accidents: 4. Cars totaled: 2. Near death experiences: 10. Friends made: 12. Friends lost: 40..? Amount of times stood up: 2. Money made: $122,047. Money spent/tax: $121,936. Times I’ve done ketamine: 1. Times I’ve K Holed: 1. Sick days taken: 146 (96 of which dealing with a broken leg.) Days played for Cod(combined): 167. Overall KD: 1.72 Win %: 2.34. Accuracy: 29.38. MVP awards: 794. Counter MVP awards: 247. Suicide attempts: 3. Here’s to a better decade.

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Tomorrow my God Father will be gone fishing. I’ll be visiting with my God Mother. She loves pushing back on my stiffy and moaning oh yeah.

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