Well that’s depressing. What if I told you I had some years of tax that need to be done and they would cost me around $100 each done by a pro, and they would help me? But I’m scared? And I know you might also worry about things but I had like $30,000 skimmed off my insurance years ago right out of the gate. I don’t know what you’re worried about.

You freak me out with your negativity. I can do this myself, I wish I had someone in my corner with me who knows this stuff is all. Don’t you miss laying on my chest doing nothing? I thought you adored me?