Christ almighty I am so angry with him that I want to tell him what I think, I want to hurt him, I want to smash everything he owns but I can’t do any of it because he is hundreds of miles away. I am just so bloody frustrated right now that I want to do something, anything that will calm me down. There is a story I want to tell but it’s disgusting but I am just so mad that I am going to do it, don’t know why but I think telling it will make me feel better. I can’t do what I want to do so I am going to do this instead.
I went to the toilet on Sunday and it was the most amazing experience I have ever had, I was naked because I was going to get a shower but I needed to poo first so I sat on the loo and waited a while and then I just felt this lump of s*** coming out and it just kept coming and coming, it wasn’t lots of little pieces but one big turd that eventually hit the water and sounded like a brick. It was long and hard. When I stood up and looked in the pan it wasn’t there, it must of been so big and heavy that it disappeared around the bend. When I wiped my a** the paper was absolutely clean because it was so hard. I have never had an experience like it in my life, I wish every time could be like it.
Sorry if you read this, I know it’s horrible but I do feel better for having told the story but I still want to smash his face in.
