S** with ugly people in the b*** hole, especially men…. come on, do you really think I would watch Dora if I wasn’t having s**?

Do you have any idea how many satisfying things you can do with your time if you just don’t have the option for s** with a beautiful woman? Do you want me to rhyme off 10 things that are as good as s**, in my opinion?

Seriously though, you call it “natural” but I mean…. dudes…. I am one. I’m actually a good looking likeable one too, but, dudes. Really we’re f****** ugly and gross. When you thinkn about g******,I’ve said this before and the dude I said it too say floored, but first of all, c**. C** is a really f****** disgusting thing. Think about it. It’s this gelatinous substance coming out of your balls. That is g******* nasty. It’s disgusting.

Alright so then, here is that d*** going? It’s going where you actuaactually s*** that IS what your assshole is for. Now I don’t know about you, but s*** shot is f****** gross. Just my opinion, I’m not into feces. Think about what feces is. Do you have any idea what kind of disease and bacteria is hiding in your assshole.

Ok, alright, so on top of all that, again, it’s a dude.

Now when it comes right down to it, from my perspective, I am not snuggling kissing f****** or putting my mouth or d*** anywhere on some dude. I won’t even touch a woman who is not attractive to me in every way physically and as a person. No man on this planet is a substitute for a beautiful woman. That’s just the truth. I have standards too. High f****** standards. Quality, not quantity. If I’m being honest, I don’t even really want friends. Like buds There is literally nothing good a man has to offer really. Personally. It’s like going to a party, and there is not a single f****** woman, let alone one of the f****** 4 girls you have a crush on being there. You know that feeling? Guys are worthless.