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Corporate s*** = HR

S*** is a contagious desease, need to have a process to filter out women from sluts.

Looking at the effort made, Facebook should have a feature like every time someone hits like to your pic, your d**** will vibrate.

If the cleavage and the bra strap is not peeking out, then she doesn’t have a good style and dressing sense.

Female s** toys made men boaring to them, well it’s good that they find it that way, so men don’t need to stay longer with one woman.

Saying no to a proposal is so gay right?… Well he is happy to be a gay to get rid of her, he felt like a loyal dog while being with her, gays are still human. By the time she thinks he is a gay, he can have plenty of time to find some other girl.

She knows that P**** is magic wand that works mostly on saliva dripping dogs.

Men with highly skilled experience and women who can bend over can apply for this job… 😏

The seawater is do polluted that you can pee in diving suit underwater… Metaphorically speaking.

Cocky people with beautiful wife/gf should be cockier about their money.

She with her lost verginity gave him a good speach about human are not monogamous…blah blah… I wonder even after breakup, why she still gets mad when he sent her a pic of him making love with other girls. If monogamy is not natural then why should I buy a car (marriage) where I can ride Uber with different cars every day.

All jobs are respectable, I was a male stripper, I worked happily in p*** industry, I donated sperm as a part time job, now I have a couple of sugar mom’s, will anyone marry me? I make 100 k dollers a year, now someone will.

Sounding sexist right? Where were your judgemental asses when I cried hurt upon loosing my beloved ones just for the sake of their own purpose, leaving me behind in the dark, letting me fall down so low, where were your sympathy or even a little shoulder to cry, now it’s me don’t give a f*** to what you think about me, have found my way to destiny.

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I have to admit that I love to flash my c*** to adult women, of any age actually. I flash my c*** in my car, on webcams or in hotel windows overlooking parking lots or beaches like in Florida. My c*** is slightly larger than “average” but certainly not huge. Two women have told me that my c*** is really hard. I believe that several women have seen me though none have reported me and that’s a good thing.

One time in Florida I was laying on the lounge with my c*** surreptiously sticking out the side. Across the deck was a beautiful black haired lady in a bikini. She had really b*******. She was wearing sunglasses and getting some sun. Her lounge was slightly elevated but I couldn’t tell if her eyes were open. If they were she would have seen my c*** which of course was really exciting me. We were like that for about 15 minutes when another lady approached her and said something. She sat up, raised her glasses and took a clear look at me. She then lowered her glasses and resumed her position. She didn’t do or say anything. The only thing she did was bend her knee blocking my view between her legs. I didn’t trust the other lady so I left right away. That lady really took it in stride. I often wonder if she was offended, neutral or excited.

One night I was cruising with my c*** in my hand looking for a flashing opportunity. Up ahead was a girl hitchiking. She was wearing a loose dress from what I could see in the headlights and she was perfect. I decided to offer her a ride with my c*** out. If she got in, great and if she did not that was cool. I pulled up beside her and she opened the door. When that happened the interior light came on. She could see my c*** but I was so excited that c** exploded out of my c***. It happened so fast that I reached over, closed the door and took off.

I often wonder what she thought. Oh yeah, I also j******* to those memories.