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1. If you blow air inside a girl’s v***** (while performing oral s**) her chances to develop toxic shock syndrome increase by 33%
2. If you eat more than 6 french fries while dinning out you will shorten your life expectancy by 24hrs.
3. When the oceans tide is low your chances of getting attacked by a shark increase by 25% during summer season.
4. If you are old enough to know and have watched the PeeWee Herman show as a kid you probably think an adult speaking in a weird high tone voice and laugh is of no concern.
5. If you ride a Harley Davidson you most likely served in the military or think you are strong enough to fight with absolutely no skills or experience.
6. People who drive a Chevy Camaro are most likely of Italian or African American heritage.
7. People who drive a Ford Mustang are most likely of Irish, German, Indian, Asian, Hispanic or Arabic heritage.
8. If you believe in UFO’s youre most likely a gullible person and tend to lose control in challenging situations.
9. If you spend 75% of your day thinking about s** then you must be either a teenager boy or border line male p********.
10. Simply confess is just a place to say whats on your mind which contributes to self help therapy and creates a visualization of what you are really thinking or willing to allow yourself to fantasize about.

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I have to admit that I love to flash my c*** to adult women, of any age actually. I flash my c*** in my car, on webcams or in hotel windows overlooking parking lots or beaches like in Florida. My c*** is slightly larger than “average” but certainly not huge. Two women have told me that my c*** is really hard. I believe that several women have seen me though none have reported me and that’s a good thing.

One time in Florida I was laying on the lounge with my c*** surreptiously sticking out the side. Across the deck was a beautiful black haired lady in a bikini. She had really b*******. She was wearing sunglasses and getting some sun. Her lounge was slightly elevated but I couldn’t tell if her eyes were open. If they were she would have seen my c*** which of course was really exciting me. We were like that for about 15 minutes when another lady approached her and said something. She sat up, raised her glasses and took a clear look at me. She then lowered her glasses and resumed her position. She didn’t do or say anything. The only thing she did was bend her knee blocking my view between her legs. I didn’t trust the other lady so I left right away. That lady really took it in stride. I often wonder if she was offended, neutral or excited.

One night I was cruising with my c*** in my hand looking for a flashing opportunity. Up ahead was a girl hitchiking. She was wearing a loose dress from what I could see in the headlights and she was perfect. I decided to offer her a ride with my c*** out. If she got in, great and if she did not that was cool. I pulled up beside her and she opened the door. When that happened the interior light came on. She could see my c*** but I was so excited that c** exploded out of my c***. It happened so fast that I reached over, closed the door and took off.

I often wonder what she thought. Oh yeah, I also j******* to those memories.