David my old Uni mate, you are so handsome and s*** and I’ve had this gay crush on you for a few years now. That’s the only reason I’m still in touch with you 😛 you just get sexier everytime I see you and last time I met up with you it was so hard to keep my hands off you, I had a b**** from start to finish and I hope one day I won’t have to. Haha although I’m so jealous of your girlfriend, I’d love to watch you f*** the s*** out the fat spotty b**** especially when your drunk and turn into that S*** Wildman