it’s really stupid but i have the biggest crush on a fictional character (the version of togami byakuya from super dangan ronpa 2, not the first one). i’ve never really had that big a crush on a fictional character before and there were some characters that i thought would be nice to date if they were real but it wasn’t really /a thing/ but now i really legitimately have a crush on him. it’s really painful because i know he’s not real and never will be but i just want him to bend me over a table and f*** me