I cannot do sexting not because I’m bad at it (I might be, but I haven’t got complaints about it yet) but because I just want to send stupid texts.
“I would put my hand on your head and push it down slowly til my d*** hits the back of your throat.”
“I’ll gag and suffocate, but you wouldn’t notice because you think me choking on d*** is s***. Then I’ll die of lack of oxygen and you’ll be investigated by Ice T from CSI”