I don’t know how to classify this. When my wife and I first got married we were both wild and also in love. We loved f****** each other and we also did some swinging. Throughout most of her first pregnancy with our eldest son, we continued to f*** – the pregnancy made her crazy h**** and she literally couldn’t be fucked enough. Lots of men and me kept her fucked.

My eldest son is gay. I accept and love him, but wonder all the time about all those c**** rubbing him in utero, and whether it had something to do with his s***** preference.

What do you think?