I left my d**** in the shower of the apartment I stay in when I have to spend overnights at an elderly assisted living home. usually no one goes in there, but unbeknownst to me, a client was coming to check it out today. she obviously saw ~it~ (there’s no way not to), and I just happened to walk in after they were done checking it out. the cherry on top: this is a lady I know and see often. we exchanged awkward hellos and then i grabbed everything as quickly as I could and spent the whole drive home screaming.