I gotta joke so hear me out: Three men are walking in the woods when they get captured by a savage tribe. The tribe tells them to bring back 10 of the same kind of fruit and they will live. The first man comes with apples, only to hear the tribe members say that in order to live, he has to shove all ten apples up his a** without making a single noise. The man obeyed, and on the fourth apple, yes fourth (Dude knew how to get his a***) let out a little groan, and they slit his throat leaving him to die. The second man arrived with grapes. The tribe members told him the same thing. On the 9th grape, he bursted out in laughter and the tribe members killed him as well. When he got the heaven the first man asked him, “Dude you were so close to living what happened?” To which he responded with,”The third guy brought watermelons.”

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