Jake Paul: heyyy brooo
Logan Paul: *does 50 back flips In a row* brooooo!!!!
Jake Paul: dafuck was that Bro???
Logan Paul: I’m a f****** Ninja!!!!
Jake Paul: whatever… Yo hand me an apple juice box… with a twisty straw. The manly kind. Also turn on some f****** icarly reruns while your at it…
Logan Paul: … no
I invited friends over. I’m saving the juice boxes for them… you don’t always get what you want jake…
jake Paul: f… u….
*makes a diss track about Logan*
🎶 “My brother is a selfish hoe! Yo bro what’s the dizzy? You said you keepin them for friends… I want my apple juice, I want to feel swag. Yo bro your killin my flow, give me that f****** juice bro, your a hoe everyday bro, I got those from boxes form Costco’s! They ain’t your hard earned cash no! I work my a** being an a** bro!”
Greg Paul: *comes in on rollez sneakers, dabbing and flossing making a vlog video*
Guys… my sons are dipshits… but the apple don’t fall far from the tree amiright? Don’t answer that you peasant!
Logan paul: look jake… I heard the diss track just now, I’m taking you down. But let’s just put the b******* aside right now and have a party and get boozyy!!!
Jake: THEYLL NEVER TAKE MY F****** JUICE!!!
Logan: too bad. I texted like so many people to come to this lit a** party.
*20 minutes in silence waiting for the people to come. Logan practicing his dabs and Jake singing Gucci gang*
*door bell rings* ~opens up door and closes behind.
Danny devito: FELLAS!!!
Greg, Jake and Logan: *in unison* DANNY!!!!
Danny devito: you guys aren’t worth my time… but you said they’rd be free pizza 🍕
*door gets busted down*
David spade: BOOYAH!!!
emperor in in the house!!!! Hahaha I’m just kidding you…
now give me a f****** slice of pizza
Danny devito: david… it’s trick they don’t have pizza… only merch
David spade: welll f*** that s***!! I don’t need another crappy tee shirt!! Let’s get out of here Danny!
Danny devito: I am right there behind you!
David spade and Danny devito: *slams door shut and rides away together into the sunset (to Pizza Hut) on David’s motorcycle
Logan: *starts to run out the door* NOOOOOOO!!!
*greg Paul hold him back*
Greg Paul: it’s too late son… should have bought the f****** pizza. Merch my a**.
I thought I taught you how to throw a better party than that!!! You didn’t even have booze!! Geeze… what kind of failure of a father am I??!!
Jake Paul: wellll were both pretty screwed sooo…
Logan Paul: *in a whisper* they were my only friends..:
Jake Paul: no they weren’t Logan… they didn’t even respond to your tweets. All 150 of them. Actually I think david spade blocked you. Man… he must have really wanted that pizza. Poor guy.
Jake Paul: at least they didn’t take my f****** juice…
