I’ve never brushed my teeth... they’re all black and icky I looooove onions and garlic I only eat them. Raw, cooked, for breakfast lunch dinner and

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I’ve never brushed my teeth…
they’re all black and icky
I looooove onions and garlic
I only eat them. Raw, cooked, for breakfast lunch dinner and midnight snack….
Dey tasty as helllll
But yeah some people are complaing about my breath…
my real question is… is brushing your teeth fun??!!!
People have brought this activity to my attention many times lately… and I see that a lot of people are into it…
I don’t wanna waste my time doing anything that’s not fun though cause f****** YOLOOO

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