Quick sex tutorial for your young minds

Step one: get some alcoholic drink with your girl of choice

Step two: slip a sleeping drug into her glass while she’s looking away

Step three: insert your vagina into her vagina

Step three: pee your goo into her eggs

Step five: seal the cloaca

Step six: wait 6 months for the incubation to be complete

Congrats you made offspring

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