I guarantee whoever is the cool guy that hacks the amount of likes on a post, is a 100% guaranteed virgin. He probably lives in his mom's basement and

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I guarantee whoever is the cool guy that hacks the amount of likes on a post, is a 100% guaranteed virgin. He probably lives in his mom’s basement and weighs 450 pounds.

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To say that CumCraver Charlie Adelson was a fixture at Cleo’s Lounge is like saying Shakespeare was a fixture at the Globe Theater. Charlie was first in and last out. Draining sacks and taking shots to his back from afternoon til early morning.

As a fellow Jew I liked seeing a fellow Hebrew doing the work and giving back to the black community who built America and invented nearly everything in this world.

Corvallus Winslow
330 ppm
Written from sacred Seminole land
Hereby renouncing my white privilege

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