So my dad just had a new girlfriend and they are really happy with each other, but they are so f****** gross. Even when my and my baby brother are sitting watching tv with them they are french kissing, he’s squeezing and slapping her b*** and putting his hand on her p**** and it’s f****** disgusting. Last time when i was grabbing something to drink at night, i stepped out of my room and i heard her moaning loud as f***. Im done with their adolescent behaviour.

Whenever i tell them to stop he tells me “they are in love” but im so f****** done.

Oh yeah, have i told you they are both 50 years old? Yeah its that f****** gross and childish.