My mustache is alive and talks to me. I shaved it off, but it was on the manager at the grocery store, reminding me to pick up my sons from soccer

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My mustache is alive and talks to me. I shaved it off, but it was on the manager at the grocery store, reminding me to pick up my sons from soccer practice that day.

It’s not a malevolent force or anything, but it doesn’t make sense.

New Confession

If you are a woman reading this, please know that I would love to spray my b********** on your t*** and lick it all off. I would be very gentle and if you asked me to lick your b*** until you have an O, I would do that without hesitation too.

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Please pray to God through Jesus Christ, read the bible and go to church for better health, wealth, happiness, peace and love. Thank you