Hey! I’m bored, so I’m gonna list a bunch of s*** that I thought was interesting. Or you could just call them “shower thoughts”… Enjoy!
1. When you really think about it, the brain named itself (I wrote this in a recent post, but I figured that I might as well put it in here too)
2. Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean ur skeleton ;-;
3. Since the platypus is able to both lay eggs an produce milk, wouldn’t it be able to make its own custard???
4. Does anyone actually remember the last few seconds before they go to sleep?
5. I feel more naked when I’m naked with socks on than when I’m naked without socks on
6. The only time the word “incorrectly” isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it is spelled “incorrectly”
7. Almost every hand you’ve shaken has masturbated
8. What would happen if you get a team of people in neon green morph suits to break into a newsroom and harass the weatherman?
9. It’s pretty rare to use an entire pen without using it first
10. Dora calls herself an “explorer,” but travels exclusively through mapped territories >.>

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