So here’s me confession. Unless I use a urinal, for the most part I sit down to pee. Backstory time. Growing up I was pretty short. So I encountered a problem when I first went to school. All the toilets were too tall for me (there were no urinals) the only way I could stand and pee was if I got on my tippy toes, which presented another problem considering at 5 my balance was s***. So I was like well then guess I gotta sit and do this. And I grew accustomed to doing that since I used the school bathroom more than my own for peeing. And I didn’t know that it was a weird thing to do till I saw that f****** episode of Tim & Eric on adult swim. That’s when I realized how f****** weird I was. So basically I’m an uncultured swine when I pee most of the time. Well that’s all from me, hope you enjoyed reading