So let’s assume for the moment that religion isn’t b******* and heaven is real. Let’s further assume that heaven is tailored for individual people; after all, if your mom is a hateful b**** who somehow makes the cut, it wouldn’t be heaven if you had to put up with her for eternity.
How do you suppose s***** fetishes work?
Let’s say I’m turned on by the thought of a willing s***** partner with an age in the single digits; I’ve never acted on it, because I’ve never found someone who fits the “willing” part, and also I’m not going to traumatize someone if there’s an alternative(incidentally, a third of the population fits firmly in this category, but that’s another post). Aside from this unrealized fantasy, I’m basically ned flanders. So, when I die and get to heaven, will there be a harem of little kids tripping over themselves to pleasure my c***?