My bro and I live in a 1bd apartment and because he’s messy, he gets the room to keep it to a minimum, while the “living room” is my sorta bedroom. Ish.

Problem is, we recently let a friend come crash to avoid being homeless… so they’re sleeping at the other end of my “room”.

And NOW, the genuinely once-in-a-blue-moon time that I actually am h****, I can’t f****** m*********.

FML