If you know anything about South Park, you know it’s an adult animated comedy. I love almost all of the characters, they all just make me happy. Butters, Stan ( ♡ ) , Kenny, Cartman, Tweek, Clyde, Craig, all of them. I think I have an obsession. But Kyle is by far the best. He’s perfect in everyway. He’s wonderful. I love the way he looks, his hair, the way he dresses. I love the way he acts, his temper, and his attempt to be kind to his friends. He has so many talents and I love that about him, he’s perfect at everything.
Yet I’m not one of those people attracted to fake characters. I’m not attracted to this kid, he’s 10.
I just think he’s perfect.
Yet I thought about something recently.
I have no religion, I’m not unsure if a god exists, I’m not in denial of a god existing, no. I just don’t have a religion right now.
Kyle is Jewish.
I was thinking,
Well… what if I were Jewish?
I had started looking things up, and I don’t know.
That’s not how religion works, and I think I’m just in denial about my obsession at the moment, but??? I don’t know.

I might be Jewish soon.