im screaming!!!!!!! i was on a date with my girlfriend and a fucking bug flew into my mouth and i didn't know what to do because i was in the middle of

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im screaming!!!!!!! i was on a date with my girlfriend and a f****** bug flew into my mouth and i didn’t know what to do because i was in the middle of speaking sO I F****** JUST SWALLOWED IT. JUST SWALLOWED IT. I COUGHED FOR A BIT BUT PRETENDED LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. KILL ME.

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noticing the 2 stroke b** bike noise around 5.30pm making a loud recklace noise that most would find offensive and annoying. Like if you had a baby and it was waking up the baby you would want to report it. That sort of thing.

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