I really like this guy, but I can’t stop comparing everything about him to my ex boyfriend that I’m clearly not over.
Being the first instance of a virtual Pokémon, Porygon are rather clunky and unwieldy. They do not do much and can be slow at responding to commands. Porygon2 are more streamlined, and for the most part are self-sustaining. Porygon-Z can be a danger to themselves when glitching out, so trainers should be prepared to recall them into their Poké Balls if they do so. All members of the line should be returned periodically to their Poké Balls so that they can recharge.
-Professor Oak.
Stepdad – I’m done with you. I washed my hands of you over a month ago. You’re history.
Older sister – Until you start treating me like your adult brother and not my mother, you’re done as of today. I need you as my sister, not another mother and not so much an overbearing, domineering, CONTROLING ENTITLED KAREN! You called me an immature entitled teen, I think what I called you is more suitable for your nature.
