I would never, ever cross that line, but I would have so much s** with my boyfriend’s dad. He’s this stereotypically awkward, socially stunted computer geek (much like his son. hahaha) He’s such a sweet guy, he just needs to be brought out of his shell.

I have t******** fantasies about them constantly, which of course I haven’t told the BF about. He got really high one night and forgot that he fantasized about my mom and I in a t******** with him…so I guess we’re even? We’re like three steps away from being on Jerry Springer.