To the kid whose head I shoved into the toilet which had all the poop in it – I laugh at thee.
To the kid I embarrassed by striping him naked in front of the whole class – thanks for having such a tiny tool, it made it funny.
To the kid I t****** and let a skunk spray – you really shouldn’t be crying that much
To the fat kid I let my dog have his way with – I did you a favor, you’d never lose your virginity otherwise.

Man what a week.

Anyway so my p**** doesn’t like it when I do this, she says it’s terrible and whatever, I need advice on how to make her see how funny this all is.