My ex GF made the mistake of thinking that s** was a trap, a p**** trap. Sorry love but s** I can get anywhere all I’m asking is that you start divorce proceedings against your husband whom you’re legally separated from.

‘I can’t but you see the kids, wait yes the law states, my mum won’t or no my dad’ blah f***** blah. I got no history with no-one, no kids no ex’s on the scene either. You and hubby are legally separated and I cant have that c*** anywhere in the background.

Yrp he’s a c***, I met the fucker and he was an ignorant little t***, actually bigger than me but so f***. I say hello he ignores me, I knew he slapped her about but try that s*** now I’ll kick your a**. To emphasise it I put my arm around his wife my GF (now ex)

I tried talking to the c***, just small talk he just fumed. What you giving me the evils? Listen pal go for it but just remember I aint your wife or going to take a b**** slap.

HAHA it was the ex who was the first person ever to try and physically abuse me in any way. She was the first person ever to hit me in a relationship, wow gosh you could have had my eye out with that shoe. Buhbye.