I’m f****** toasting to the douchebags
I raise my finger to the assholes
Here’s a toast for you scumbags
Every one of you that I know
Kiss my a** all you jerkoffs
That never take work off

I got my plan
Running away if I can

Cause I always find
Yep Im gifted to find something wrong

You all put up with my s*** for way too long
So gifted to find what I detest the most

I think it’s finally time to have a toast.

Here’s a beer for you douchebags
Here’s a toast for you assholes
Even all you scumbags
Every last one that I know
I’ll pour a drink for the jerkoffs
That never take work off

Baby I have no plan
Can’t get away maybe you can