Dad helped me get the floor and one wall built on my tree house using planks that were cracked or broken in the alleyway and coral when I was six. Over the next 5 years my year younger sister, occasionally Dad and I had built and rebuilt a 10′ x 16′ floor on 2 trees and a 8′ x 10′ tree fort with bricks from an old chimney and fire place from a burned down cabin. The walls were only 7′ tall on the front and 5′ on the back. The third year we had the fireplace half built when Dad came by on a tractor. He climbed up to see what we were doing and took it apart. He redid it with red bricks on the floor using mortar building a complete wall and fireplace. He didn’t make it to the field that day and part of the next, Sissy was siting on him a lot and I saw his hand on her crotch a few times. Dad didn’t help vey much with the walls and 2 windows but helped with the roof the next year. I was 10 with the coolest tree fort my friend ever saw. Every fire we lit in the fireplace smoked us out. The last year dad worked on it I was 11, he put glass doors on the fireplace , built a set of bunk beds and installed a real door. Sissy and Dad worked on it without me several times when I wasn’t at home. When we decided to name it and my a sign Sissy insisted it was named after her so Dad made a sign Sissy’s Hideaway. When I got off the school Bus I saw smoke coming from the chimney, I knew Sissy had stayed home sick. I ran to the Treehouse to see what she was doing. The Tractor was parked on the road, She was naked with Dad. I could see the way she was straddled on top half of his C0ck was half way inside her. I watched till Dad pulled out shoot c um on her back, then sneaked back down to the house. Mom came home from her part time job at our small town IGA 2 hours later but Dad and Sissy beat her home by 20 minutes. My sister was stocky and a little chubby so I did a few accidental backhand b*** feels and she seemed to like it. I went for an under shirt full B*** feel when we had got up before mom to watch cartoons, she looked at me curiously then smiled. Within a couple weeks of feeling b**** I put my hand inside her p******, she stopped me when I tried to put my finger in her cr ack but left my hand where it was at. It took another month before she let me work fingers inside her but it was that day we went to the Tree Fort and she took my Virginity a few days after my 12th birthday. We(Dad and Sissy some times too) used the Tree House Till she got the boyfriend she’ still married to a year before I went into he Army. When Dad died me and Sissy went up in the Treehouse, lit a fire and cleaned it up well enough to spend the night in a single sleeping bag.
I am the old trunk, filled with ancient mysteries. I am the explosion in your mind, I am the mask that burns with the fires of vengeance. I am the legend that unites this nation. I am… DOOM And i am your demise!
Victor von doom aka Dr doom
Not only will I use this axe to hack your Christmas tree into pieces I might hack your father’s legs off just for shitts and giggles too
The Grinch
2 weeks of this fucken shitt until my next pay day, how many more kids gonna shitt in my lap for Christmas photos this month?
Mall Santa Claus FML
Why does daddys special Lollipop taste salty? 🤔
It cut me off in my vending machine post…
Buddy called the girls off me, I went back to work, glanced over in the distance and sitting on a bench, smiling, liking at me like she is up to no good, was her sister.
Who I believe set that...
There’s only one option if your on my s*** list.
It is not telling me to be a good little kitty kat. It’s literally kissing my a**.
If you’re in deep s*** with me. You will not get out of it by being a lippy little b****....
I really wish I just had a boyfriend. Im gay and i feel like it’ll just be really hard to find one
I F****** HATE THEM NASTY FANACYS YALL ARE TALKING ABOUT I HATE S** I HATE R*** I HATE ALL THAT F****** S***
i’m sorry, while you are here?
And by the way, what a stupid slur “cracker” is. Who came up with that, and what does it mean?
Where does it come from? Cracker. Is it because crackers are white? Seriously, what are the origins of the slur “cracker”. It’s not even an insult. It just means...
Going through menopause s****! I’m constantly cold if I don’t wear layers and if I do, it triggers more hot flashes. Oh and they s*** too! Not to mention the irritability and the outbursts of anger. Snapping at everyone around me. I have a medical condition that prevents me from...
Since my mom died my dads been doing drugs and started to walk around naked writing on the walls. He locked me out and told me if I wanted to come inside I had to s*** his wiener. I’m Trevor. 13 and don’t really know what to do. When my...
Listen up crackajack if you dont bring me Two Big Bufords and a chocolate malt ASAP im bound to start f****** every white boy I see in Walmart!
Yeah give an irresponsible immature 11 year old not one but two lit candles behind a closed bedroom door! Recipe for disaster! Wouldn’t you all say that’s some mighty fine parenting going on right thar! Give these folks a parents of the year award! You and your little brat are...
Can someone be maycho and a load refuser?
grizzly adams zoochain day
it doesn’t look like real meat. it looks like rat paste crumbed and you call it crumbed steak. i won’t eat it.
nah bro not my friend mentioning her trying to use a d**** on herself and me saying tmi but only because it made me kinda h**** for her F*** MAN IM A F***** FREAK
What’s spitroasting mean
N***** STFU
Who is using homosexuality as a threat here?
Go put on your tutu, blackie. You’re more tinker bell than Richard Simmons. Are you an Olympic figure skater? Are you a professional makeup artist? Are you leader of the Black Homo Moronics Collective for the Gay Pride Federation?
I want one of you/a stranger to reach out to this girl and spill some dirty secrets of her fiancé. I’ve been sleeping with this man for well over a yr now and I think she should know. All I want the message to say is something along...
I’m talking to someone else.
I like to troll people on ask fm by making fake accounts of people and roasting them its so funny 😂😂😂
motherfuckers i am backkkkk. so im talking to this dude and hes like giving me mixed signals and like its so f****** confusing with him yk? mf be like soooo into me one moment then he dry the next and takes like hours to reply like bro come f****** onnnnn...
POV: Your boyfriend views your story but doesn’t reply 😑
Shut up dummy
Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.
Wow… Where did that happen?
You’d be superior, mounted on big rig nig d***. Many think they won’t get busted open like a hot pocket till the tape is holding machos nachos mmmmmmmm
You tell me to take care of myself, you want me to sleep and eat. Well guess what? I’m not going to do that, I will become tired and sick and when you see me face when I’m high as f*** and running on 2 hours of sleep and maybe...
i didn’t ask
When the going gets tough, the tough gets going.
Despite being a straight male I Sometimes love to chat with people on grindr and make plans with them, purely because I find it an arousing thought. I don’t actually follow through with it it though.
I only have Discovery+. Which to me, for my taste, is amazing. When I had cable as late as 3 months Go, internet, cable, home phone landline $320 a month. Split 2 ways mind you but $320. I watched 1 maybe 2 Chanel, I finally said what the f*** are...
disney+ is easily 1000x better than netflix and amazon prime but jesus christ is it ever slow
To the Chinese hater:
diu lei pUk gai lou mou tsAu hAi hAm ga tsan!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
513 404 7333 ask for the owner, katy bialczak, and tell her you virtually fucked her daughter, emily bialczak
if you can go out of your way to tell me that then you just proved yourself wrong
don’t ask other people to stalk and spam for you, you stupid useless stalker worm.
no one is going to waste their money and CALL some rando, you stupid dumbfuck worm. get the f*** out and help your mom chop up some firewood.
