nah bro not my friend mentioning her trying to use a d**** on herself and me saying tmi but only because it made me kinda h**** for her F*** MAN IM A F***** FREAK

What’s spitroasting mean

N***** STFU

Who is using homosexuality as a threat here?

Go put on your tutu, blackie. You’re more tinker bell than Richard Simmons. Are you an Olympic figure skater? Are you a professional makeup artist? Are you leader of the Black Homo Moronics Collective for the Gay Pride Federation?

I want one of you/a stranger to reach out to this girl and spill some dirty secrets of her fiancé.
I’ve been sleeping with this man for well over a yr now and I think she should know.
All I want the message to say is something along...

I’m talking to someone else.

I like to troll people on ask fm by making fake accounts of people and roasting them its so funny 😂😂😂

motherfuckers i am backkkkk. so im talking to this dude and hes like giving me mixed signals and like its so f****** confusing with him yk? mf be like soooo into me one moment then he dry the next and takes like hours to reply like bro come f****** onnnnn...

POV: Your boyfriend views your story but doesn’t reply 😑

Shut up dummy

Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.

Wow… Where did that happen?

You’d be superior, mounted on big rig nig d***. Many think they won’t get busted open like a hot pocket till the tape is holding machos nachos mmmmmmmm

You tell me to take care of myself, you want me to sleep and eat. Well guess what? I’m not going to do that, I will become tired and sick and when you see me face when I’m high as f*** and running on 2 hours of sleep and maybe...

i didn’t ask

When the going gets tough, the tough gets going.

Despite being a straight male I Sometimes love to chat with people on grindr and make plans with them, purely because I find it an arousing thought. I don’t actually follow through with it it though.

I only have Discovery+. Which to me, for my taste, is amazing. When I had cable as late as 3 months Go, internet, cable, home phone landline $320 a month. Split 2 ways mind you but $320. I watched 1 maybe 2 Chanel, I finally said what the f*** are...

disney+ is easily 1000x better than netflix and amazon prime but jesus christ is it ever slow

To the Chinese hater:

diu lei pUk gai lou mou tsAu hAi hAm ga tsan!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(

513 404 7333 ask for the owner, katy bialczak, and tell her you virtually fucked her daughter, emily bialczak

513 404 7333 ask for the owner, katy bialczak, and tell her you virtually fucked her daughter, emily bialczak

513 404 7333 ask for the owner, katy bialczak, and tell her you virtually fucked her daughter, emily bialczak

if you can go out of your way to tell me that then you just proved yourself wrong

don’t ask other people to stalk and spam for you, you stupid useless stalker worm.

no one is going to waste their money and CALL some rando, you stupid dumbfuck worm. get the f*** out and help your mom chop up some firewood.

instagram.***/katyemily tell katy her daughter, emily is so s*** and hot

513 404 7333 ask for the owner, katy bialczak, and tell her emily is so s***

513 404 7333 ask for the owner, katy bialczak, and tell her you virtually fucked her daughter, emily bialczak

pu dekcuf si dlrow eht

859 431 4655 complain about katy bialczak and say that you are olivia david

859 431 4655 complain about katy bialczak and say that you are olivia david

859 431 4655 complain about katy bialczak and say that you are olivia david

Should I s******* my Doberman pinscher tonight? I don’t normally f*** him on the weekend but if I want me to I will.

I am addicted to crisps. I can’t just eat 1, I eat the whole multipack. Crisps are my Kryptonite. I get lost in ecstasy munching my fat arse through each yummy bag of potato delight. I have given up unhealthy vices so easily overnight like smoking, sugar, booze etc but...

My boyfriend is s******* aroused by the sounds of babies crying. Is this common/normal???

Irish soda bread is a great hangover cure after getting your a******* buttered and fucked by the BBC champion

as a non believer, im even more scared because what if i was wrong and now theres a spot with my name on it in hell.

Hmmmm…

I knew an Irish chick way back.

Could be her. I’d buy her a spa day if I had a chance. No, that’s not innuendo either, that was not a dirty minded perverted statement. If she likes the spa I’d buy her a spa day to make up for...

i am angry with myself
i don’t understand why i can’t just be satisfied
the world passes me by and i really don’t care
i love Christ and am satisfied in Him
and when i feel most satisfied in Him, i’m more satisfied than i’ve ever...