I have a deep hate for the self help industry because it’s like its own type of religion…if you just believe and work hard enough, you’ll go to success heaven. I fell for it hard for awhile in the early 2000’s with my attention and money until I finally started opening my eyes to the patterns of BS. One of the patterns I started noticing were wealthy successful people in interviews talk about their similar “homeless to billionaire” origin stories that put them in a light of how hard they worked and scraped to get to where they are now, but almost nothing about the actual steps in between. Step 1: had nothing. Step 2: worked hard. Step 3: billionaire! It drove me nuts because I always ended up with the thought “but how did you actually get there?” They sell the idea of success because everybody loves the rags to riches story and it wouldn’t be so inspiring if they were thoroughly honest about what was available to them that isn’t for most people.
I waited for the last 30 minutes stark naked under my robe. He. Rang the doorbell. I’m a single mom now and 30 yrs old. My sisters husband is beyond the door. He has sucked my p**** to o***** yesterday. I loved every minute. I fiinished my tumbler of wine and opened the door. I could smell the booze on him. I didn’t care. Their marriage was a mess. All I wanted was his mouth attached to my n****** or my p**** it my legs. Or my toes. Jolly my neighbor loved sucking and licking.my toes in fact , I nearly climaxed last week when she toyed with my feet. Almost!!!!!! Hi hi we said. We kissed. Ii removed his shirt.. he sucked my n******. Slow and warm. I could feel his hardon thru his pants. You golfing today. Yup you can have my private hole all to your self. He did not try to f*** me yesterday. It would be the same today. My puss itched for his tongue or fingers. My vibrators we under my pillow and so was my c*** sucker. Come. I want you to watch me do my c*******. He didn’t understand. You’ll see. I want to c** once by myself before you get to s*** on me. OKAY he said. He was eager. I liked that. I wanted him hornet as hell. And I want you to spank my a** while I’m c******. Ok? Yes!! In the back room I laid on the bed and put a huge pillow under my Fanny. Now my a** was 6 inched higher than the bed. Come up here and s*** my n****** while I begin. As he closed his lips over one n***** I turned the puffing scaling toy on low. I licked the end of it. Give me your tongue. He stuck out his tongue. I put the clitsucker on his tongue. It sucked in its rhythm. WOW!! He said. I licked it again and centered it on my c***. UUUMmmmmmmmmm I nestled it. As he sucked and pinched my breast n****** I let the toy spread delight deep in my loins. As my rolling thunderstorm grew I whispered dirty stuff. Oh f*** me. S*** me. Spank my p**** lick me. He hummed s bit. Your n****** are delicious. Your c*** will be delicious. My brlly jerked a bit ang my hand quivered too. My breathing grew heavy. Oh oh oh I’m getting close honey g g getting close. I felt my toes curling and my puss beginning to contract a little. Ok ok start spanking my sss cheeks hard right now right now. I rolled on my side a** he began slapping my sssharder harder harder4 5678910 q11 12 13 24 yes yes yes I exploded at that moment and screamed aloud as waves of orgssm slammed up my c*** to my brain. O god o god o god I gasped. Let me rest a minute that was awsum. Assuming. I hugged my belly. If I put this sucker in your fat d*** head you would have an instant climax. I swear you would. I may c** just sucking your oussy. No you won’t. You will go home y s wife that hates you. You will feed her some drinks while she calls you dirty names then she will take hrr p****** off snd hand you z v*******. She will sit in your lazbiy chair with her legs spread apart snd you’ll press that vib to her c***. You will watch her face contorted snd she will see your eyes devouring her p**** in all its glory. She’ll know she won’t let your f*** her do she’ll c** as if to spit on you. When she cums she’ll giggle like a kid.i know cause she delights in f****** you iver snd denying your orgssm. I know cause she tells me every single time she does it tio you. Tomorrow at 10 am I’ll get every detail. But you won’t care. Cause before you leave I’ll s*** you c*** dry seeetie. Very dry. Now. That was my first o*****. I want 5 more. Ok? Yes. He licked his lips.
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ALIEN TRANSFORMERS ARE REAL!
The All-Spark was the cube that gave life to the first Dynasty of Primes and the Transformer race to work under the Primes. All the Primes died out under the Fallen Prime (who had his little episode in Transformers 2). Many years later, the Transformers discover the remains of the Fallen Prime, and the Fallen somehow influences Megatron into turning to the dark side. Thus, the Autobot vs. Decepticon war.
It was known that the Primes could move back and forth in time, which is a product of the All-Spark and Sentinel Prime’s Space-Bridge (which makes an appearance in Transformers 3). Well, I propose that humans created the All-Spark somewhere in the future, and at some point, Cybertron got teleported several millenia into the past. The All-Spark itself got teleported back to Earth several million years in the past, where it lay for a long time until Megatron found it in Transformers 1. The prequel establishes that the Transformers had been looking for the All-Spark for millenia, so here’s the timeline we have relative to present Earth day:
4 Million Years in the Past: The All-Spark and Cybertron get teleported to the past. The All-Spark lands on Earth, and all the Transformers begin looking for it.
Some Point in the Past: Megatron finds the All-Spark but gets frozen in the ice
Some Point in the Past: In Transformers 2 it was established that Autobots had been hiding on Earth for a while, probably just not knowing where the All-Spark was but waiting to find out?
Present Day Earth: Events of Transformers 1 unfold when Decepticons land on Earth and Blackout attacks the military base in Qatar. Cue the events of Transformers 2 and 3.
Future: At some point in the future, humans had advanced far enough to create the All-Spark to give life to their mechanical creations.
A human-made All-Spark would make sense because the All-Spark had “unknown origins” anyway, so let’s fill in the gaps. Transformers and the All-Spark have to be manmade because they wouldn’t be so comfortable interacting with human machinery and resembling humans. The All-Spark, which gives life to machines, would hypothetically not be able to interact with human technology if it was made by some other alien race. It would only be able to interact with that alien race’s technology, because we can’t assume that another alien race serendipitously made circuit boards and computers in the same exact way we did.
This theory came from noticing how humanoid Transformers look. In the Michael Bay films, the Transformers are designed to resemble humans. They walk upright, have four limbs, and have working eyes/mouths that move when they talk. Functionally, there isn’t even a reason for their mouths to move. Can’t they just use speakers?! For that reason, we can assume they were made to resemble humans. Again, no other alien race would serendipitously create humanoid-looking organisms that look the exact same as we do. Just because we walk upright and have four limbs doesn’t mean any other race needs to.
In conclusion:
Humans created the All-Spark, which gave life to Transformers. The Transformers fought and utilized the All-Spark’s ability to teleport, sending everyone 4 million years into the past.
Feasibly, if an alien race created the All-Spark then it wouldn’t be able to interact with human technology, because alien technology probably doesn’t work the same at all.
Transformers are made to resemble humans because they’re manmade, otherwise they wouldn’t need to move their mouths to talk. You say, “Well that’s just some CGI magic!”. I say that’s evidence. An alien race probably wouldn’t look exactly like us, so how would they know to make Transformers look exactly like us? Leo spitz TheRealEffingDeal.***
Get real. A wizard?
Why does daddys special Lollipop taste salty? 🤔
It cut me off in my vending machine post…
Buddy called the girls off me, I went back to work, glanced over in the distance and sitting on a bench, smiling, liking at me like she is up to no good, was her sister.
Who I believe set that...
There’s only one option if your on my s*** list.
It is not telling me to be a good little kitty kat. It’s literally kissing my a**.
If you’re in deep s*** with me. You will not get out of it by being a lippy little b****....
I really wish I just had a boyfriend. Im gay and i feel like it’ll just be really hard to find one
I F****** HATE THEM NASTY FANACYS YALL ARE TALKING ABOUT I HATE S** I HATE R*** I HATE ALL THAT F****** S***
i’m sorry, while you are here?
And by the way, what a stupid slur “cracker” is. Who came up with that, and what does it mean?
Where does it come from? Cracker. Is it because crackers are white? Seriously, what are the origins of the slur “cracker”. It’s not even an insult. It just means...
Going through menopause s****! I’m constantly cold if I don’t wear layers and if I do, it triggers more hot flashes. Oh and they s*** too! Not to mention the irritability and the outbursts of anger. Snapping at everyone around me. I have a medical condition that prevents me from...
Since my mom died my dads been doing drugs and started to walk around naked writing on the walls. He locked me out and told me if I wanted to come inside I had to s*** his wiener. I’m Trevor. 13 and don’t really know what to do. When my...
Listen up crackajack if you dont bring me Two Big Bufords and a chocolate malt ASAP im bound to start f****** every white boy I see in Walmart!
Yeah give an irresponsible immature 11 year old not one but two lit candles behind a closed bedroom door! Recipe for disaster! Wouldn’t you all say that’s some mighty fine parenting going on right thar! Give these folks a parents of the year award! You and your little brat are...
Can someone be maycho and a load refuser?
grizzly adams zoochain day
it doesn’t look like real meat. it looks like rat paste crumbed and you call it crumbed steak. i won’t eat it.
nah bro not my friend mentioning her trying to use a d**** on herself and me saying tmi but only because it made me kinda h**** for her F*** MAN IM A F***** FREAK
What’s spitroasting mean
N***** STFU
Who is using homosexuality as a threat here?
Go put on your tutu, blackie. You’re more tinker bell than Richard Simmons. Are you an Olympic figure skater? Are you a professional makeup artist? Are you leader of the Black Homo Moronics Collective for the Gay Pride Federation?
I want one of you/a stranger to reach out to this girl and spill some dirty secrets of her fiancé. I’ve been sleeping with this man for well over a yr now and I think she should know. All I want the message to say is something along...
I’m talking to someone else.
I like to troll people on ask fm by making fake accounts of people and roasting them its so funny 😂😂😂
motherfuckers i am backkkkk. so im talking to this dude and hes like giving me mixed signals and like its so f****** confusing with him yk? mf be like soooo into me one moment then he dry the next and takes like hours to reply like bro come f****** onnnnn...
POV: Your boyfriend views your story but doesn’t reply 😑
Shut up dummy
Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.
Wow… Where did that happen?
You’d be superior, mounted on big rig nig d***. Many think they won’t get busted open like a hot pocket till the tape is holding machos nachos mmmmmmmm
You tell me to take care of myself, you want me to sleep and eat. Well guess what? I’m not going to do that, I will become tired and sick and when you see me face when I’m high as f*** and running on 2 hours of sleep and maybe...
i didn’t ask
When the going gets tough, the tough gets going.
Despite being a straight male I Sometimes love to chat with people on grindr and make plans with them, purely because I find it an arousing thought. I don’t actually follow through with it it though.
I only have Discovery+. Which to me, for my taste, is amazing. When I had cable as late as 3 months Go, internet, cable, home phone landline $320 a month. Split 2 ways mind you but $320. I watched 1 maybe 2 Chanel, I finally said what the f*** are...
disney+ is easily 1000x better than netflix and amazon prime but jesus christ is it ever slow
To the Chinese hater:
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if you can go out of your way to tell me that then you just proved yourself wrong
don’t ask other people to stalk and spam for you, you stupid useless stalker worm.
