i spent some time in a “turning point” mental institution, they used to TAZER you in the fuccin neck every time you got rattled. ive still got burn marks on my neck from my last visit. would highly recommend. unfortunately i was kicked out after getting one of the gards in the neck with a toothbrush
-Real life skitso
I have to admit that I love to flash my c*** to adult women, of any age actually. I flash my c*** in my car, on webcams or in hotel windows overlooking parking lots or beaches like in Florida. My c*** is slightly larger than “average” but certainly not huge. Two women have told me that my c*** is really hard. I believe that several women have seen me though none have reported me and that’s a good thing.
One time in Florida I was laying on the lounge with my c*** surreptiously sticking out the side. Across the deck was a beautiful black haired lady in a bikini. She had really b*******. She was wearing sunglasses and getting some sun. Her lounge was slightly elevated but I couldn’t tell if her eyes were open. If they were she would have seen my c*** which of course was really exciting me. We were like that for about 15 minutes when another lady approached her and said something. She sat up, raised her glasses and took a clear look at me. She then lowered her glasses and resumed her position. She didn’t do or say anything. The only thing she did was bend her knee blocking my view between her legs. I didn’t trust the other lady so I left right away. That lady really took it in stride. I often wonder if she was offended, neutral or excited.
One night I was cruising with my c*** in my hand looking for a flashing opportunity. Up ahead was a girl hitchiking. She was wearing a loose dress from what I could see in the headlights and she was perfect. I decided to offer her a ride with my c*** out. If she got in, great and if she did not that was cool. I pulled up beside her and she opened the door. When that happened the interior light came on. She could see my c*** but I was so excited that c** exploded out of my c***. It happened so fast that I reached over, closed the door and took off.
I often wonder what she thought. Oh yeah, I also j******* to those memories.
Not only will I use this axe to hack your Christmas tree into pieces I might hack your father’s legs off just for shitts and giggles too
The Grinch
2 weeks of this fucken shitt until my next pay day, how many more kids gonna shitt in my lap for Christmas photos this month?
Mall Santa Claus FML
I wouldn’t expect anything less from a sick T***** FREAK like you Dylan. Go dip a tampon in catchup and predent your having your period f*** head!
Artiste divine artiste divine must be perfect must be perfect artiste divine.
My GFs mom is really hot and I’ve always wanted to f*** her, she makes overnight oats every night to have for breakfast the next day. It’s 7am, I just woke up while she was in the shower, I got my used condom from last night and went down to...
i said that someone texts like from a YA novel.
I don’t think you minded the attention, but I guess I can’t be sure. You drew the line and I respected it. There was nothing more than words, and since they were unwelcome, you never had to say it twice. I felt like there was a mature conclusion, and I...
my brain hurts
F***, I can do without any of them tbh.
Love your neighbor? Difficult. How about, Try not to hate your neighbor. Unless the situation is life-threatening, let your lover (and everybody else) off the hook.
I just got called a murderer for being pro-life. Like dude, wtf
You are amazing GM
GM is so damn amazing. ❤️🥰
2408105993 text him awful s*** he groped his little sister
M*********** while being watch I enjoy m*********** (25yr male) while the couple next door watches me. I let em give me instructions including lubing up and f******** myself and c****** on my face. Ask me anything at Doctors Examination Room so Recently i went to the doctors to have...
Sometimes you just need to be used I saw the whole thing. The light turned red, I looked left and right, and left again before crossing, a large truck didn’t stop, ran the red light and hit a Civic broadside, pushing the car . The next day she called...
What kind of chili is it?
YEH CARO AND LITTLE L AND ROSE RUN BACK AND FORWARD FROM QUICK RANT TO HERE AND B******* PITY STORY ON AND LIE. GO AHEAD BUT MY PARENTS WILL STILL HATE YOU FOR ALL YOUR LIES YOU SAYING I SAY ABOUT PEOPLE.
Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet gets her corporate debt completely paid off in time. Thank you
I don’t know why my friend keeps telling me to watch basketball matches but I have no interest in basketball :/
TRUMP 2024!!! TRUMP forever.
TRUMP!! TRUMP!!
TRUMP 2024!!!
i got some stuff to do, i’ma get off
this loser thinks 7 inches is “greedy” what a way to admit to having a small c*** lmao
if my c*** was that small i would kms lmao
damn s**** to be him lmao, i also think his d*** is super small
wtf am i watching
isn’t that what you’re doing though, i bet if i closed this site out you would just refresh waiting for my response
you have a small tiny d*** lmao
doing gods work, abortion man
can’t wait till it’s legal to kill trans and furrys
damn that’s crazy, anyways hit the gym
trump is lame and so are you, hit the gym instead of being brain dead
Noooo wine stay ur cool I miss him racist and trans and jimmy kimmel fuckers all leave!! Wine 🍷 your always welcome
I’m being blackmailed into g****** by my girlfriends brother and his friends. They even made me wear her lingerie to one of our “group meetings” and documented it.
I’m so ashamed and I want to just disappear
. If you don’t want to them just say no, don’t be little b**** and ghost me like I understand if you say no. If u keep it a secret then okay but don’t act like you fooling with ur fake kindness bs. I pray for fakeness and shallowness to...
Sluts don’t deserve to be raped. Frigid housewives deserve to be raped.
I have a hairy brolic backsnatch and many straight men enjoy using it for their pleasure and satisfaction. Try it today!
To the person who said stop wearing masks how about you shut up.. some of us have to wear masks because we are immuno compromised.. not like you care anyways.
Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks
Next time I’m going to give you what you’ve been giving me, times three.
