40 widow female I finally filled a fantasy this past week. It’s been going on about a year now. I’ve been waiting on Roger to turn 18. My son’s best friend. That’s right I haven’t had any sausage in two years. He said yes. We spend the night at the super 8 motel. I wasn’t really prepared for a second event. He glazed my sausage bun twice. Had I kissed his sausage? Oh yes. He even glazed my throat with his special sauce. Next morning while we were still in bed. He asked about hooking up again. I replied sure. He told me it was fun not hearing you better pull out. I giggled told him don’t worry that part of my bun has been fixed.
Take the weedwacker to your head bittch
Real Life skitso
Not only will I use this axe to hack your Christmas tree into pieces I might hack your father’s legs off just for shitts and giggles too
The Grinch
2 weeks of this fucken shitt until my next pay day, how many more kids gonna shitt in my lap for Christmas photos this month?
Mall Santa Claus FML
Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💞
I thought I was okay with being single for the rest of my life.. but I’m not. I want someone to love me. I want a companion I want to love someone 😭😭😭
b**** you aint worth shii lmao, you aint even worth two crows
skill issue
tom selleck and audry are both so ugly lmao, not a flex
what if he’s purposefully being dull to get away form you lmao, like, think about it, it would be funny asf to do everything wrong in a relationship then dump the person, like, it’ll f*** with their head “even though i’m bad, i had to leave them since they were...
i just want to talk. get something out there- this’ll prolly be long.. i’ve lost so many people in my life. my great-grandparents, my grandfathers, my aunts, my friends, my pets. i think that i block out some of my memories. i can’t remember highlights from last...
to the skype bf b****, just leave him tf? no one is forcing you to stay with him, unless you’re both ugly asf irl then stay with each other so we don’t have to deal with you lmao
My dog died on Monday. I got a $360 phone bill and I can’t figure it out, I’ve never seen anything like it my entire f****** life using the same g******* f****** phone company and plan. My car is undriveable as of tonight and needs repairs. I have $1300 due...
what happened last night?
Que a angústia do compreensível silêncio seja compensando com o sabor dos seus beijos… Puma
WHOLE smashed assholes…
When has your boyfriend seen your mom’s stomach? Something is going on between them two and you’re none the wiser girly. I don’t like my daughter’s boyfriend. It’s not the fact that he lacks common sense and is kind of stupid, there are ways around that like ignoring or avoiding...
Puma, sabe, que mesmo morta de saudades, também não sinto frustração nenhuma?! Se me emociono, só vêm lágrimas de gratidão por tantos dias maravilhosos! Me pego chorando só por me declarar aqui, depois sorrindo com as lembranças de tantos dias bons… Às vezes rindo e até gargalhando… Vida plena…...
I like the Kmart down syndrome dolls. I think they’re cute and not too dissimilar to other baby dolls If they’re not your cup of tea, don’t buy them or look at them. If I had a kid, guess what she or he would be getting for Christmas or birthday...
“Home is where your heart is.” This is not my home and these people are not my heart. I really tried to make it work I really did but I can’t no more. They’re rude, obnoxious, self centered, selfish (she called ME selfish! ME! Honey I’m the least selfish out...
I’m in love too and it’s taking up a lot of my time.
My Transgender neighbour s** with his Dog. His some d*** head TikTok influencer named Dylan Mulvaney. I f****** hate talking to him.
Elle’s divine beauty 🙂
asian woman here, i’ve recently had the pleasure of worshiping our white gods, it was so fulfilling finally being in my natural place, beneath a white gods hand, kneeling before them,
why does the usa think theyre the only country in the world
I’ve been putting leaflets about biology in a local trannys mailbox for months now. He finally got sick of it and removed the mailbox and put it on he’s doorstep. These LGBTQ clowns are so mentally piss weak.
sometimes I get so crazy when I get off my meds and i know I’m being abusive and mean and I like it. I like hurting people. I like hurting people physically too. the only reason I don’t just randomly beat people’s asses is that I would go to jail....
do you EVER shut up about him??? its so f****** annoying lmao
“I can’t walk”
-Greg Abbott
do you even vape bro
Where did a T***** get killed? Info PLEASE so I can celebrate!
this site has two sides,it’s either the most wholesome s*** you’ll ever read, or it’s just trolls that have no life outside of the internet lmao
gotta love raising single mothers’ rent
The only thing the military care about ? Are their pensions . I hope China will fight . teach you lessons in life and war .
The police? Dont care . no one does. I feel very alone .
Medical doctors committed r*** and assault. Attempted murder. My bf knows . he don’t care .
My bf knows . he lies about it. I feel very abused by so many.
Medical doctors, were paid and bribed to commit assault . I can prove it. I can. Microchip was not placed in my body with consent . they forced me.
Microchip is not good. Its killing people.
Im tired . if no hope is possible for me . then let me die. Stop your sadistic torture. Let me go .
Relendo os seus textos, Puma… Meu poeta… mais isso para admirar… Você me encanta! Te amo. Sua P. Heart
Puma, cheguei cansada da rua, tirei minha roupa e vim deitar na cama. Como queria relaxar nos seus braços… Iria deitar minha cabeça no seu peito, sentir seus dedos deslizando nas minhas costas nuas e iria respirar profundo o seu cheiro gostoso, que me inebria e me enche de...
Except when you catch the VD they 100% guaranteed to have.
Then they obviously make everything worse.
I’m going to do one more thing and then I am not allowing myself to think about this except for once a day.
