Btw for the guy that asked, I legit bought a white pubic merkin, hairy chest piece, & Santa beard + wig today for a freaky Xmas party next weekend. But normally no it’s not white

– KORVALLUS KRINGLE

Another year is also going to end

Years ago I was in a car with a 4 yr old. I was coming out of a driveway and soft-stopped at the edge of the parking lot before crossing the sidewalk to the street. I heard a THUNK. A kid about 8 yrs old, riding his bike on the...

Why does my daddy play leapfrog with our peppy dog with no clothes on? And how come he can’t seem to jump over doggys back even though he’s 4 times bigger? He just keeps bumping into doggys b** over and over and over again. Daddy’s silly!

According to the law of attraction you raped yourself. Stop blaming the priest. You were always a s***.

I don’t always eat salad but when I do I prefer it toss 🧐

Anyone in Miami want to powerfuck my MACHO MANCUNT today? Alligator fuckhouse is wide open today, I only had a few black hobos over earlier and Homophobic Guy stopped by after that to s*** their jigga jism out of my backcunt.

🙊🙈🙉 white gorilla

♬♬ For she’s a beautiful starlet, for she’s a beautiful starlet, for she’s a beautiful staaaaarleeeeeeeeeet……and so say all of us! ♬♬ 🙂

Are African people made out of dog s***?

I didn’t mind prison either. My sphincter was completely de-elasticized the first week from all the r***** but after I while I didn’t even feel anything. And yeah, making vodka in the toilet too. For the most part I just chilled.

Prison life is not so bad. Three hots and a cot. Plus all the rough s** I could ever want. We can make vodka in the toilet using potatoes. Who needs corn?

Your still is in the woods because you know the revenuers are looking to get it. The DEA, ATF, FBI, State Police, County sheriff, municipal police, fusion center and a hundred others.

LOOK! There’s a DRONE flying over! The drone camera caught ya. It’s 100 years in jail, because...

My still is in the woods because I don’t want to you to drink all my profits. Everyone knows you have a problem.

Too bad your still has to be in the woods in a FREE Country. “FREE”, LOL! People actually believe they are FREE!

Give me an ear of corn and I will eat for a day. Teach me to grow corn and I will set up a still in the woods and make lots of money.

Às vezes, os intervalos são longos demais. Mas o reencontro faz a gente relembrar que cada segundo de espera valeu (e valerá!) a pena!
O tempo juntos é todo aproveitado. Beijos, gemidos, suor, conversas, s***, olhares e … morangos!
Horas juntos que parecem minutos. Vamos dar tchau? Ainda...

You should follow her, its about to happen. Put out that fire before you burn down you’re home. Wrecker.. picking up what I’ve put down? I can’t intervene this time. She won’t be lonely long

Meghan was sort of a griffin. Just as ugly

Nasty poo face, I’d rather have aids and s*** my pants then shmel like you

BLOW TORCH RICHARD FREDRICK PAGEL NaZI 06/28/20-1986 grave

BLOW TORCH HENRY JAMES ELCESER 06/19/23 -1986 GRAVE

A.E.M.G

& BLOW TORCH Henry james ELCSER GRAVE STONE 06/19/23-1986

blow TORCH RICHARD FREDRICK PAGEL NAZI GRAVE 05/28/20-1986

A.E.M.G

Two Hispanic women are mocking people at the supermarket Walmart in Palm Desert, CA near the door. One has long black hair, a red sweatshirt, and a yellow beanie.

There’s nothing I love more than to play with the breadth and depth of my attention.

???? Come on person without a low attention span. I know you’re here… You never leave…. unless you’re on a meth break. It’s a possibility.

Let us know what’s up. What’s ticking or not ticking in that brain? What IS your major malfunction.

And overuse of emoticons.

Answer that if you could person without a short attention span. What’s going on? Go into detail. Age? Objective? Are you U.S.A.? Race? Major malfunction? Is it safe to say, you are a person who should have absolutely been aborted?

fu everyone. get out of my life all of you and never come back. no man or woman allowed near my family house.

Yes, even prisoners beat the crap out of pedophiles. They are not welcome in the criminal community…and that is saying something.

They aren’t wanted here either!
Children should be allowed to have a childhood. A nation that won’t protect its children has no future!

Nobody wants a p********. Even in prison the convicts will kill a p***.

A common characteristic of evil is that it claims to be the victim of the very thing it is guilty of………a subtle for of hypocrisy.

Evil will always reveal itself in its hypocrisy. It cannot help itself in this matter. It is a clear tell for those looking for...

Hey p******** and child abuser. I am not the OP. But I am gay and here’s what I say:

We’re done letting predators use our community as a shield!

Ok I’ll stop hating you if you stop hating me. Deal? 💗

I ment 10 commands

GUYS ITS NY SIXXTEEN BIRTHDAY !!!! ITS MY BIRTHDAY !!! IM F****** SIXTEEN !!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN DRIVE

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks

Lots of phone screens crack. But easily fixed. Places and people specialize in that. Service can be fast!

I just brokedown a few hours ago over cracking my phone screen. Right now I feel tense. I don’t feel happy. I don’t have the guts to kill myself and I don’t really need to.

I borrowed 20 dollars from a friend once and paid it all back in nickels.

I like myself a normal amount. I am happy that I have many healthy ways to process negative emotions. Life is good