I’m so good at keeping a straight face that I use that to my advantage to listen to p*** in public

I want my co-worker (a woman) to jerk me off. Sometimes I get hard sitting at my desk thinking about it, like now.

No one should be allowed to have that many guns. I’m sorry, but NOBODY. I don’t care WHO you are or what you do. NO ONE.

This site is broken and I miss it when it was working.

4 finger print bruises on my shoulder
7 rusty drain cover in flooded water
9 plastic waterbottle behind the school
10 broken glasses from quiet offices
11 blistered thumb and swollen mouth
12 first heartbreak, first concussion
13 bruised ribs, second concussion
14...

I’m freakin jealous with my friends who get their life more together than me.
Because of my jealousy, I didn’t go to see my childhood’s best friend last summer just because she is much better than me, and I’m a total mess.
I always feel so stupid and...

Every Valentines day since 6th grade (Im now in 12th) I’ve secretly spent $20-$50 on valentines grams and sent them anonymously to girls and boy I know are depressed in my grade with notes saying things along the lines of “I’ve always had a crush on you, and although I...

uhm, sO obviously, I’m not going to tell you guys my name but—

Like, I don’t know how to explain this.

So I was at my school’s basketball game. THE competition’s shook.. no these guys were up on me, I’ve got em with a hook.

I educated them, saying...

My dad and I went to a bar for my 21st birthday, he was like my wingman. We had some drinks and met some girls there and went home with them, when I woke up, i found out we double banged this chick, she became pregnant and now we don’t...

How do you tell your brother that you’ve lost all faith, admiration or respect for him since you’ve noticed what a lousy judge of character he is as evidenced by his continuing defense of Donald Tramp?

idk how I feel about this guy or how I should feel
he ignores me because it cant work out but he knows I hurt cz I miss him
does it make him abusive if he is ignoring me despite knowing?

he wants me to move on that’s...

(I’m drunk right now so please forgive any grammatical errors, i’m trying REALLY hard) I connected with a guy on a camping trip over the summer. i’ve been in a relationship for 4 years now, but I still had feelings for this boy, we ended up sheltering from a really...

I learned the hard way how the color of pee affects its taste when I tasted my pee for the second time.

I learned the hard way how the color of pee affects its taste when I tasted my pee for the second time.

I learned the hard way how the color of pee affects its taste when I tasted my pee for the second time.

Sometimes I like to pretend I matter more than I do

i like a***

my nama jeff

my nama jeff

my nama jeff

So basically kinda random but I get invited to a few party’s every month but I tell people I cant make it a blow that off because I would rather lay in bed and read romantic novels or harry styles fan fiction

I have this problem which is about running after people who ignore me for weeks,but when they need me I’ll be right there for them. But when it comes for me,they don’t move even a single finger. I don’t know why I keep doing this

I don’t know why people like to stay with people who are already telling who they are when they are with everybody. I need a person who has secrets and I want to discover them. I don’t need people who expose that

I think I’m in love with this guy I’m talking to, and I’m pretty sure he feels the same way. Problem is, he lives on the orger side of the world, and we’re only teenagers

I think I’m in love with my best friend of 8 years… A former felon, miles away.
I’m so tired of feeling inadequate.. 🙁

I wanna be abused. I was abused in the past but there’s this longing for pain that I’m needing. I wanna be hit and abused and wrecked. I’m worried about myself.

My friends know me as a h******* metalhead who doesn’t give a s*** and listens to heavy music all day long (all the way from Death, Cannibal Corpse to Rotting Christ, Burzum etc.). A total “hardass” in every way.

To be honest, despite all those, nobody knows that I...

Why the f*** must romance be so f****** hard?

Think my crush has a girlfriend 🙂 Great, right? Idk what to do 🙁

I am afraid of my friends. They seem to love me, but I know that what I am is unacceptable to them at the same time. I never know if they just tolerate me or really accept me for what I am.
Sometimes I fear that they will harm...

Embarrassing!
You’re a healthy guy with a high libido.
You love women, love eating p****
While getting your d*** sucked.
Every once in a while though,
You like to watch a couple of guys sucking each other. I don’t like the kissing cuddling, I just...

Embarrassing!
You’re a healthy guy with a high libido.
You love women, love eating p****
While getting your d*** sucked.
Every once in a while though,
You like to watch a couple of guys sucking each other. I don’t like the kissing cuddling, I just...

The people I just talked to really don’t seem to get that if I stop crying for a minute it doesn’t mean I’m ok. And especially when I’m just staring like I would be depressed or something, Thinking.. And specially when I literally tell them that, If you would’ve been...

I don’t know what to do with myself anymore. I love to dream and dream about fantasy worlds, usually medieval in nature, and every night I listen to music just to keep my brain awake enough to fantasize some more.

Problem is, it leaves me exhausted every day, I...

i really want to f*** with sexiest exotic beautiful gorgeous girl
i can’t hold myself everyday i’m always jerking off everyday

I wish I had taken a gap year instead of throw myself to college so immediately.

This world is so fucked up, and climate change is terrifying. I feel like life isn’t worth living.

Don’t treat me like I’m something broken or that you’re afraid of who I am. Only the ones who really know me are afraid, but they have a good reason to be. To everyone else I’m partway between Honors student doll and walking disaster. I can break hearts while keeping...

I wish I had the guts to kill myself

I have a split p**** & it’s no accident ! I absolutely love that it is split!