I’m a straight guy with an interest in women’s underwear. Would love to find a woman to order me around and tell me what to wear.
Hubbies really upset. He found out that His sister and I had a taco night out party. I told him when I was licking her clam shell bowl. She squirted clam juice all over my face.
I just gave some food to a black cat.
Wearing my wife’s underwear and camisole, she’s at the store. Having fun.
Look at all their victims
Tell us about the 80s disco pants
Take the easy way out now after digging your low bed. It’s so you.
As i sit and stair blankly at a pitiful sack of burnt crap in front of me, i can’t help but wonder how the f*** did this retard give birth to anyone. Then i remember god gives away his parts handmedown style, and you gave away equally looks and brains....
Anyone here tasted 1yo p****???
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Our little town has gone to complete s***. If only that f***** who kept 98% of the women happy just up and left. They are to busy to parent their children and force them to stay inside. Let them drop out and live in a shithole
Lord Jesus. 35 people have died in the blizzard in Buffalo. They didn’t die alone, you were there with them. And now they have the best Christmas present of all. Total eternity in Heaven with you. Thank you Jesus, for this Christmas miracle. One day we will all die and...
I got here as soon as I could. Where are the doughnuts?
For you. . anything<3
F*** off c***
It would be a shame if someone hired a private investigator to find out that Anthony Austin has been illegally receiving worker’s comp checks from PEPCO/Exelon for years, while he’s actually okay enough to carry heavy bags and cases of water.
Probably end up on welfare and have to move..
I saw my older sister t*** and kinda wished she walked around the house t******
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Our skin our skin our skin
I m so retarded I spray Lysol directly on my hands thinking it’s cleaning the germs off. In fact it’s not. The reality is your skin is soaking up all of those chemicals, because are skin… is the largest organ. It acts as a sponge. That’s why mineral baths are...
With hers little arm, fat body like a tatoe, she can not clean right.
I believed you were quite the w****. I was already convinced, and no I don’t want to see you blow old Jewish during Christmas
I keep telling my retarded mother in law the homeless man who acts like Jesus probably full of diseases and she doesn’t care.. shhe’s blowing his cheesy pig in a blanket
I don’t shut the door so I can sneaky stinky pinky
Why do you think your hillbilly precinct got budget cuts? Stick to people not animals.
Merry Christmas everyone. Let’s count our blessings, not our troubles.
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Perry Kalynuk
*Happy turkey murder day. Happy Christmas, Happy holidays or just have a good day if none of that applies to you.
*Racists, bigots and child molesters can burn in whatever hell they crawled out from.
Dear Father, Most High, Above and Before All Else, Thank you for your love and guidance. Thank you for giving my dreamtime back to me.
Thank you for all the fun and wild experiences I’ve had here in this realm. Thank you for the highs and the lows. Thank you...
Go ahead. Hate on Jesus. He is used to it and he can take it. And he still loves you. He is all you will ever need.
I’m thinking of killing myself. I always thought those people who suicided where weaklings and selfish, but now I understand them. I am thinking of finding a way I won’t be an inconvenient to anyone I know. I’m going to give all my money to my sister before I do…not...
I was busy sluting it up, sorry not sorry
I’ve seen some sick was zoo videos but that’s one of the worst I’ve seen.
Jeff Best
Uh oh, forgot about it, virus, trojans, worms, just remembered that. Hackers too. They target places like this, especially those anons, looking for your i.p. address. It’s a wonder this place isn’t spammed to death with monetization. This is it am out of here not coming back.
Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons. Thanks
What made you think she could see beyond?
Sabe que aqui, reunidos, o sertanejo domina, né?! Então te ofereço essa canção que acabei de ouvir, Puma:
Quando não tô legal Se estou mal eu te chamo Quando me sinto em paz Eu te amo, te amo Tô afim de ficar com você...
Sabe que aqui, reunidos, o sertanejo domina, né?! Então te ofereço essa canção que acabei de ouvir:
Quando não tô legal Se estou mal eu te chamo Quando me sinto em paz Eu te amo, te amo Tô afim de ficar com você Mais...