Sorry I am late. What did I miss? Who ate all the doughnuts?

Proof of what? What song?

Idk where you are but you need to find me one day either we’re all our love is

I recently started dating a girl and i like her a lot but much less the idea of being in a relationship, im all about self care and enjoying being by myself, going for my dream path and independence, that kinda stuff, so i don’t know if dating is my...

I’ve been keeping this to myself for quite a time now. I started feeling for my co-boxer in a very little time. He was hot and rude, intimidating yet sweet when he had to and everything i wanted in a man. He was walking definition of my ideal type. And...

Corvallus stop playing hard to get and let that man f*** your a******!

Some diapers use velcro. Google it

Why does daddy’s special lollipop taste salty?

Just know your life is in the hands of a real John wick. With real friends. I’m not locked in here with you. Your locked IN HERE wITh Mme

To shoot at.

Yeah

I’m 43 male and I have never and will never knowingly f*** a female over 25. This obviously limits me to mostly prostitutes but I’m perfectly ok with that. I did f*** a 28yo once but she told me she was 25 and she looked around 24.7yo.

Is your neighbour trans?

M Y neighbor spent Christmas alone, it was funny 😃

Well you did so I’m the S********* memba

F***** these bitchs in men0pause is nasty bois puttin da work

Hear that p***

Look at all their victims

Tell us about the 80s disco pants

Take the easy way out now after digging your low bed. It’s so you.

As i sit and stair blankly at a pitiful sack of burnt crap in front of me, i can’t help but wonder how the f*** did this retard give birth to anyone. Then i remember god gives away his parts handmedown style, and you gave away equally looks and brains....

Anyone here tasted 1yo p****???

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Our little town has gone to complete s***. If only that f***** who kept 98% of the women happy just up and left. They are to busy to parent their children and force them to stay inside. Let them drop out and live in a shithole

Lord Jesus. 35 people have died in the blizzard in Buffalo. They didn’t die alone, you were there with them. And now they have the best Christmas present of all. Total eternity in Heaven with you. Thank you Jesus, for this Christmas miracle. One day we will all die and...

I got here as soon as I could. Where are the doughnuts?

For you. . anything<3

F*** off c***

It would be a shame if someone hired a private investigator to find out that Anthony Austin has been illegally receiving worker’s comp checks from PEPCO/Exelon for years, while he’s actually okay enough to carry heavy bags and cases of water.

Probably end up on welfare and have to move..

I saw my older sister t*** and kinda wished she walked around the house t******

🦷

Our skin our skin our skin

I m so retarded I spray Lysol directly on my hands thinking it’s cleaning the germs off. In fact it’s not. The reality is your skin is soaking up all of those chemicals, because are skin… is the largest organ. It acts as a sponge. That’s why mineral baths are...

With hers little arm, fat body like a tatoe, she can not clean right.

I believed you were quite the w****. I was already convinced, and no I don’t want to see you blow old Jewish during Christmas

I keep telling my retarded mother in law the homeless man who acts like Jesus probably full of diseases and she doesn’t care.. shhe’s blowing his cheesy pig in a blanket

I don’t shut the door so I can sneaky stinky pinky

Why do you think your hillbilly precinct got budget cuts? Stick to people not animals.

Merry Christmas everyone. Let’s count our blessings, not our troubles.