My neighbor is about be evicted from her house. Her friend offered to take her in. She said, no they won’t really evict me I will be okay. Honey your a** and your furniture are about to be out in the road. And will you be okay then?

Love, ? I know you are right . I guess I just woke up to the truth 5 years of waste . believe it or not , I do believe in love . maybe I need to date again. Just not yet.

Hate to say this but love isn’t that bad. Just because you had a bad experience DOESN’T mean love overall is terrible like your damn attitude.

“Sagne torte looking b**** was her” is the best description of you lmfao

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He’s probably so cold the earth freezes behind him as he moves.

Chess is a game huv wit dear boy. You’re more loved then you know. Probably have a guardian angel from hell

我媽媽告誡我，因為我想再次訪問拉斯維加斯!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(

我媽媽告誡我吃薯片！！！！！！！！！！ >:( >:( >:(

if you hate the Chinese:

丢雷泊盖楼牟策澳海咸盖村!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(

tonight is the night the mother ship comes to take me back to the home planet. All I have to do is shine my head and sit on the roof. I am coming home!

Only women get to clean off with toilet paper, because you can shake it you have to because i lady a m g o d himself

Que alegria, Puma!!! Que gostoso você aparecer! Deixou minha noite mais leve e vibrante, como é de costume você fazer com a minha vida!!
Beijo melado é demorado da sua P. Heart saltitante

Wtf is a mami? Mum an grami royalty ain’t a thing here u dog daddy0

How about toothpaste dumbass needed to freshen up there deeply satisfying

Who built this country? Not your version of America stupid, do I need to list out the books to educate yourself? Making others look dumb from that s*** hole is all your good for,try again maybe..

Plug up that wind tunnel so I can be near you

idk this place is weird, bye!
maybe I’m not drunk oh well saving it for nye

I’m torn. I hate that gay n***** but also agree corvallus is a useless sissy.

All i hear is queer tears crying white sheet white sheep

I hope your memories will be filled with your Japan and Malaysia trip.

I would rather take the back seat and move away in silence, distance have prepared us for this day, maybe this is pre planned. Maybe i dont want you to go through that uneasy feeling, when...

Ah ha pee balls, there’s only a flappy wall along your piss tube that separates your bladder or piss bag from your balls

pee is neither in the balls nor the testiclas

it is stored in the pee bag outside the balls

that is why the balls are surround by soft bag!!! it hilds the pee

the balls detect when the bag is full just like charger of phone

bladders...

Sorry I am late. What did I miss? Who ate all the doughnuts?

Proof of what? What song?

Idk where you are but you need to find me one day either we’re all our love is

I recently started dating a girl and i like her a lot but much less the idea of being in a relationship, im all about self care and enjoying being by myself, going for my dream path and independence, that kinda stuff, so i don’t know if dating is my...

I’ve been keeping this to myself for quite a time now. I started feeling for my co-boxer in a very little time. He was hot and rude, intimidating yet sweet when he had to and everything i wanted in a man. He was walking definition of my ideal type. And...

Corvallus stop playing hard to get and let that man f*** your a******!

Some diapers use velcro. Google it

Why does daddy’s special lollipop taste salty?

Just know your life is in the hands of a real John wick. With real friends. I’m not locked in here with you. Your locked IN HERE wITh Mme

To shoot at.

Yeah

I’m 43 male and I have never and will never knowingly f*** a female over 25. This obviously limits me to mostly prostitutes but I’m perfectly ok with that. I did f*** a 28yo once but she told me she was 25 and she looked around 24.7yo.

Is your neighbour trans?

M Y neighbor spent Christmas alone, it was funny 😃

Well you did so I’m the S********* memba

F***** these bitchs in men0pause is nasty bois puttin da work

Hear that p***