I used to get my wife drunk and start talking about her s** life when she was single. I asked her if she ever had a t********. She admitted to going to a friends house and there was another guy there. They drank and smoked and one thing led to another. They got her naked and as one was kissing her the other started licking her p****. She said she got so turned on and they did about everything they could think of with her. She said she loved it and always wanted to do it again
Sometimes I talk to myself in a low voice when I’m in public. I was walking past a beautiful woman. I was eyeing her up and I said ‘Heil Hitler’ and she heard me and gave me such a filthy look. I didn’t think she could hear me.
I be bringy you some cornbread right now massa suh!
-Bryon Donalds
Nothing makes me feel good after a stressful day in whoville like a bath in blood from the mayor of whoville
The Grinch
According to the law of attraction your thoughts of ten years ago created your life today. Cant remember what you thought about ten years ago? Then you deserve the s***** life you have now. Think only good thoughts for the next ten years and in ten years you will have...
bro below me is a disney villain BHAHJAJA
Bored af. Add my snap: bet.bruhhh if you wanna see my d*** or just chat. 🤣🤣 Literally do not give af who adds me cuz I’m so bored and high. 23 btw. Tan. Toned. ✌️✌️
When I was little, my uncle touched me. He slid his hands from my shoulders to my a**. No one knows. When I was 12, I was laying down on the couch, my grandpa sat with me. He put a little pillow over the lower half part of me and...
on tiktok i record my d*** and j******* with random filters
R.I.P. Richard Huckle
On a singer I follow, his main Facebook is full of scammers who occasionally post fake emails where you “leave messages for the singer” to read.
I have to confess because I love to mess with these scammers. It’s fun finding as many weird, obscene, and other websites and...
I feel so guilty because I feel like I’m so lazy when i try to clean i just make more of a mess and i make no sense
i hate n******
I have a crush on one of my best friends I just can’t help but think about her she is amazing so kind and pretty every love song I hear I think of her, when I see her at school I can’t help but smile like an idiot and it’s...
I hate my current workplace, it is just plainly s***. It revolves around reviews, the pressure is high and just one mistake or simply not feeling well due to health issues and you are crucified for. Most of the people coming in are one of the most disgusting...
Corvallus those men just use you for s***** favors and nothing else. You aren’t “da man” and most people wouldn’t even consider you a man. Men don’t have backpussies!
You can always tell when I like a girl because I lose the Christian Slater type twang to my voice a d I talk very clearly, deeply, softly and it’s involuntary. I have a s*** voice.
She practically lept across the store, pushed probably 3 other employees out of the way to help me, including the woman who was already the cash, but doing something else. When I said “good morning…” She wasn’t uptight or reserved, she sweetly, nicely wished me good morning too.
Her beautiful long raven black hair.
Hi I’m looking for h******* Pelican p***. I’m extremely aroused by Pelicans so if you know of any please post links. Thanx
Umm R.A.P, is actually Real A*** Progression.. it’s a non profit organization from Vancouver, Run by a very beautiful Chinese man.
Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you 💞
This is homophobic guy. I’m going to stuff those fairy p****** down your throat until you choke.
When was the last time a U.S. presidential election featured two lame ducks???
Personally I never took pictures, I never thought to whip out a phone, I just enjoyed what every woman willingly gave me on any level because they knew it, and they liked me, even platonically and I’m just one of those men women trust and like because they sense and...
Who the the f*** is jerma
I typed up fortnite on this website… HALF THE ENTRY ARE ABOUT DICKS LIKE WHAT F*** to be fair this is a conffion site but still I’m kinda surprised
She encourages it because she voted for it, she’s just as stupid as the dumb b***** she was talking too, W**********
youre an idiot
Tokio Hotel – „1000 Oceans“ Lyrics
Empty streets I follow every breath into the night The winds are cold The sun is frozen the world has lost its light I carry your picture deep in me Back to you of a 1000 seas Back...
Tokio Hotel – “1000 Oceans” Lyrics
Empty streets I follow every breath Into the night The wind so cold The sun is frozen The world has lost its light
I carry your picture Deep in me Back to you Over 1000 seas
Homophobic Guy I’m going to make you wear p****** when I bend you over the table!
I offered $15 for African Americans! That’s my commitment to racial equity, that’s the Corvallus Difference™
JEWLIPS
My name is Tom Peterson and I’m looking for the most fragrant backbush in the country. I’ve heard mixed reviews about corvallus some say it smells wonderful others say it smells like a truck stop bathroom! I need answers!
Retired we hope. That way there will be no more trolling. He’s a troll!
Where’s corvallus?
A big part with her is she looks a lot like the girl I met and worked with 6 years ago, who I was attracted to and was attracted to me. Age gap was an issue for her. I believe that was the only thing that stopped us. I would’ve....
You jel?
After her I was desperate for a relationship, I thought of my self as a low value individual, I been through alot of mental struggle, I haven’t told anyone, why would I? My friends will use it against me, my family won’t give a duck with an f, no...
does. I just want him to want me but he never will and it’s left a hole.
away, I’ve moved on but I still want him. He looks at my social platforms and just keep hoping he’ll message but he never does. I just want him to want me but he never will and it’s left a hole.
I’m in love with him, I shouldn’t be but I am. He’s not even interested and has made me feel like crap about myself. It’s over a year now and it’s not gone away, I’ve moved on but I still want him. He looks at my social platforms and...
You must be the dumbest pos to live in a place such as Texas momma says so, she says her good daughter is a dip s*** and the bad one is an evil genius. Candy candy candy